University of California – 3 Campuses – 3 Reactions

A story told me during my first year at UCD by a professor who'd been to all three campuses mentioned:
A professor was lecturing at UC Berkeley. He entered the room, took up his position at the front of the room, and said, 'Good morning, class.'
Immediately the room erupted into argument. 'How can you stand there and say the morning is 'good' when all over the world, people are starving, imprisoned, oppressed, ...' The students immediately stage a protest and walk out.
The next quarter, the professor is lecturing at UC Santa Cruz. He entered the room, took up his position at the front of the room, and said, 'Good morning, class.'
Immediately the students stand up, look out the window at the beach, say, 'Dude, you're right!', grab the surfboards and hit the waves.
The next quarter, the professor is lecturing at UC Davis. He enters the room, takes up his position at the front of the room, and says, 'Good morning, class.'
Immediately every head goes to the desk as they all start taking notes, and three students raise their hand and ask, 'Excuse me, will that be on the test?'