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Who Gets the Collection Money?

A priest, rabbi and televangelist were playing their usual

Wednesday round of golf, and started discussing their weekly

collections. Specifically, they started to compare how they

decided what portion of the collection to keep for themselves

and what portion to give to God.

The rabbi explains: "I draw a circle around myself and toss

the money in the air. Whatever lands in the circle I keep

for myself. Whatever lands outside the circle, I give to


The priest then adds: "I use a similar method, except that

whatever lands in the circle I give to God, and whatever

lands outside the circle I keep for my personal needs."

The televangelist then proclaims: "I also use the same

method. Except, that I toss the money in the air and I

figure that whatever God wants, he can take."

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