doctor - affair - meatballs

Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant.

Not wanting hiswife to know, he gave the nurse

a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and

have the baby there. "But how will I let you

know the baby is born?" she asked.

He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write

'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses."

Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the

money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by and then one day the doctor's

wife called him at the office and explained,

"Dear, you received a very strange postcard in

the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand

what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until

I get home and I will explain it to you."

Later that evening, the doctor came home,

read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart

attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The

lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife.

He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac

arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti,

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage

and meatballs, two without.'"