Two men, an American and an Au...
Two men, an American and an Australian, met in a bar and began a conversation."I have a cattle station at the top end of Australia," said the Aussie. "It's 5000 square miles, got 10,000 head of cattle. It's called the Lazy J.
"Well," replied the American. I've a cattle ranch in the southern states. It's big – 30,000 square miles."
"What's it called?" asked the Australian.
"ABC Mississippi Missouri XYZ"
"And how many cattle do have?"
"None," was the answer. "They didn't survive the branding."
"Well," replied the American. I've a cattle ranch in the southern states. It's big – 30,000 square miles."
"What's it called?" asked the Australian.
"ABC Mississippi Missouri XYZ"
"And how many cattle do have?"
"None," was the answer. "They didn't survive the branding."
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