why Men Are Better Than Toddle...
why Men Are Better Than ToddlersThey CAN be left alone . . . but only for short periods of time.
They don't whine and whine about having to go someplace they don't want to - oh wait a second . . . nevermind.
They almost never wake-up when you make a little noise near them (in fact, you can clang cymbals, ring phones, set off alarms and maybe even drop bombs)
Two words - TRASH DAY
When they fall down, they can usually get up on their own.
It actually is FUN when they get messy . . . with your help.
They CAN dress themselves, you just don't want to take them out that way . . .
They are EASY to put to bed.
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