One day...
One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours. However, at the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers."I can fix that with some Aspirin. I just take some and it'll be better in a second."
So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it and his blinking goes away.
The CEO says "We don't approve of womanising!"
The guy says "Oh! No! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while your winking!"
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People developing software, or doing anything with the software my consider some geek stuff funny, but it might not be funny for the others.
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