Two aliens landed in the...
Two aliens landed in the Little Desert near an abandoned petrol station.
They approached the petrol pumps and one of them said to it " Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader".
The petrol pump of course did not respond. The alien repeated the greeting and there was still no response. Annoyed by what he perceived as the petrol pump's haughty attitude the alien drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings Earthling, we come in peace. How dare you ignore us this way?
Take us to your leader or I will fire."
The other alien shouted to his companion, "No, you must not anger him....", but before he could finish his warning the first alien fired.
There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 metres into the desert where they landed in a heap.
When they finally regained consciousness the one who fired turned to the other one and said "What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us. How did you know it was so dangerous?"
The other alien answered, "If there is one thing I have learned in my travel around the galaxy it's if a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick in his own ear, you don't screw around with him."
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