Redneck Wins the Lottery
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, I want my $20 million. To which the man replied, No sir. It doesnt work that way. We give you a million today, and then youll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years. The Redneck said, I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it. Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If youre not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!#joke #redneck
Joke of the day - Redneck Wins the Lottery
is the best Joke for Saturday, 14 February 2009 from site Comedy Central: Jokes - Redneck Wins the Lottery.
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