Duck Tales
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bar tender, Got any gwapes?, and the bartender replies, No, sorry I dont sell grapes here. So the duck leaves and goes home to rest and the next day he walks into the same bar and asks the bar tender, Got any gwapes? The bartender replies, No, sorry I dont sell grape here. The duck leaves and goes home to rest and the next day, he goes back to the bar and asks the bartender, Got any gwapes? The bartender angrily replies, I dont want to have to tell you again, I dont sell grapes here and if you ask me again I will nail your beek to the counter of the bar! The duck leaves and goes home to rest. The next day the duck goes to the bar and asks, Got any nails? The bartender looks at him and screams, No, we dont have any nails! The duck then asks, Got any gwapes?#joke #walksintoabar #fruit #grapes
Joke of the day - Duck Tales
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