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A woman came home just in time...

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. She dragged him down the stairs to the garage and put his tally-whacker in a vise. She secured it tightly, then removed the handle from the vise.

Next, she approached him with a hacksaw. The husband, terrified, screamed, "STOP! STOP! You're not going to... to... cut it off, are you?!!"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. YOU are! I'm going to set the garage on fire."
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