A local millionare was asked t...
A local millionare was asked to give a speech at a high school about how he had made his way in the world.At the end of the speech, he stated, "When I came to this town, I had all my possessions inside a neck scarf tied to a pole over my shoulder. Now look at me! Thanks to this town, I now have over $2 million dollars and own a nice store. You too can do this if you try!"
The local reporter was impressed and hung around after the ceremony. Finally he was able to ask the millionare a question. "Tell me," he said eagerly. "What did you have in your scarf when you arrived at this town?"
"Hmmm," said the milliionare. "Well, I had $500,000 in cash and $1 million in negotiable notes."
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