A Lesbian Visits the Doctor

After the doctor completes the physical, she says, "You can

get dressed now. Your test results will be back in a few

days. Stop by my office and I'll review the exam I just gave

you."

When the patient gets to the office, the doctor says, "Well,

you seem to be in perfect health. I couldn't find a thing

wrong in my exam. Furthermore, I'd like to compliment you on

your excellent personal hygiene. I have hundreds of patients,

and I can't think of a one of them who keeps her genital area

so clean and fresh."

The patient says, "Well, there's a perfectly good reason for

that . . . you see, I have a woman in at least three times a

week."