Join us on
Join us on
Join us on

A man was in a crowded elevato...

A man was in a crowded elevator when he accidentally jabbed a young lady in the chest with his elbow. He liked what he felt, so he said to her, "If the rest of you is as terrific as your tits, I'd love to screw the daylights out of you."

Without missing a beat, she said to him, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, come to room 402."
Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Used to be Joke rating machine, but this site is dead
  • Currently 7.33/10

Rating: 7.3/10 (6)

Joke of the day - A man was in a crowded elevato...

is the best Joke for Monday, 15 March 2010 from site Jokes of the day - A man was in a crowded elevato....
Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to have funny joke every day.
Different people consider different jokes funny, so joke can not satisfy taste for everyone. Some people like Lawyer jokes, other do not consider lawers jokes funny.
People developing software, or doing anything with the software my consider some geek stuff funny, but it might not be funny for the others.
We try to deliver best jokes every day. But, it depends on sites we take jokes from. Besides jokes, find funny photos and funny videos. Great archive so far, years of collected jokes.
NOTE: All jokes on this web site are property of the sites they are collected from. Web site Jokes of the day is not responsible for content of jokes. We are not trying to offend, just looking for a good laugh!! If you are offended by any of the jokes, please complain to the site jokes are coming from.
This site uses cookies to store information on your computer. Some are essential to help the site properly. Others give us insight into how the site is used and help us to optimize the user experience. See our privacy policy.

Jokes Archive