Alan and Michael are bungee-ju...
Alan and Michael are bungee-jumping one day. Alan says to Mike, "you know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico."Mike thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need; a Tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.
As they are constructing the tower a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration. So Mike jumps.
He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, Alan notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Alan isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces again and comes back up again.
This time he is bruised and bleeding. Again Alan misses him. Mike falls again and bounces back up. This time he comes back pretty messed up. He's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily Alan catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
Barely able to speak, Michael gasps, "No, the bungee cord was fine. It was the crowd... WHAT THE HECK IS A PIÑATA?"
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