Medical One-liners

better on a girl

Bachelor - a fellow that can take women or leave them, and

prefers to do both.

Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress

Passion - a feeling you feel when you feel you are going to

feel a feeling you have never felt before

Psychologist - a man who watches everybody else when a

pretty girl enters the room

Neurotic - a woman who likes a psychiatrist's couch better

than a double bed

Hypochondriac - a person wants to have her ache and treat it

too

Book - The Physiology of Puberty, by I.C. Morhair

Gynaecologist - a man who works and operates in another

man's field

Gynaecologist - at your cervix, madam.

Patient - I'm dilated to meet you.