Colonoscopies
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:r> 1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!'
r> 2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
r> 3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
r> 4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
r> 5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'
r> 6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
r> 7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
r> 8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
r> 9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'
r> 10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
r> 11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'
r> 12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay..'
r> And the best one of all:
r> 13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'
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