Two old timers, Arthur and Dor...
Two old timers, Arthur and Doris, have been going out for about five years. Arthur and Doris are a shy couple and find it hard to hold hands.One day Doris says to Arthur, "Arthur, we've been going out for a while now, don't you think we can get a bit more intimate? All we do is hold each other's hand."
Arthur then stops to think. "Ah... O.K. Doris, you're right, we need to get more intimate. Here's what we can do. From now on when we're together you can hold my penis."
Doris is excited because now she can take their relationship to the next level. So from then on Doris would be holding Arthur's penis in her hand wherever they would be. This went on for another five years. One day Doris saw Arthur with another woman sitting on a park bench, her hand was holding Arthur's penis. Doris was distraught.
She went to Arthur and cried, "What has she got that I haven't got?"
Arthur replied,"Parkinson's Disease".
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