Guess my age
A woman gets a facelift for her 47th birthday.On her way home, she stops at a newsstand and asks the sales clerk, âHow old do you think I am?â
âAbout 32,â the clerk replies.
âIâm actually 47,â the woman says.
She then goes into McDonaldâs and asks the cashier the same question.
âIâd guess about 29,â she says.
âNope, Iâm 47,â the woman replies.
Later, as she waits for the bus, she asks an old man the same question.
âIâm 78,â he says, âand my eyesight is starting to go. But when I was young, you could determine a womanâs age by putting my hand up her shirt and feeling her boobs.â
Curiosity getting the best of her, she says, âWhat the hell, go ahead.â
He slips his hand up her shirt and, after a few minutes, says, âYouâre 47.â
âThatâs amazing!â she says, stunned. âHow did you know?â
âI was behind you in line at McDonaldâs.â
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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