Hospital visitA girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the "upturn".
"I think you mean the 'intern,' don't you?" asked the nurse on duty.
"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a 'contamination.'"
"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.
"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward', anyway."
"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."
To which the girl replied, "Upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity, maternity....what's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months and I think I'm stagnant."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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