A Man's World
You know you're in a man's ideal world when:– Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
– Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response To “I love you.”
– When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
– Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the backside and a “Nice hustle, you'll get ‘em next time” would pretty much do it.
– Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the football team of your choice.
– At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.
– Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, “You're #1!”
– It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.
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