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A man is at work one day when ...
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing anEarring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is
curious about his sudden change in 'fashion
sense.'
The man walks up to him and says, 'I didn't know you were into earrings.'
Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring,' he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him
to say, 'So, how long have you been
wearing one?'
Switching Grooms
Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, “Why did the lady change her mind?â€
Her mother asked, “What do you mean?â€
"Well, she went down the aisle with one man and came back with another one.â€
This joke was reprinted from "Laugh Yourself Healthy" by Charles and Frances Hunter, with permission of Strang Communications. Copyright 2008. All rights reserved.
Guess What
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime.
Instead of making any official requests to the tower he said, "Guess who?"
The controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guess where?"
There are two menny...
There are two menny bad puns about gay couples.“Though I may be brok
“Though I may be broke, I still feel compelled to pay people compliments.”
Really funny jokes-True Believers
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.
The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.
After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.
The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."
“When two orthopedist
“When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation.”
Doctor and patient...
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on.
"I'm about to close," the surgeon says.
The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let you do that! I'll close my own incision!"
The doctor hands him the needle and thread and says, "Suture self."
A Collection Of Insults
A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
Reads Homer in the original Greek, but doesn't know Greek.
Ready to check in at the HaHa Hilton.
Ready to join the Anti-Mensa Society.
Receiver is off the hook.
Relatively three-dimensional, as fictional characters go.
Renewable energy source for hot air balloons.
Reposts this list when someone asks for it, but it's an old copy.
Reset line is glitching.
Result of a first cousin marriage.
Result of God's experiments to see if humans can function without a brain.
Room for rent, unfurnished.
RS232C brain with a DIN connector.
Running at 300 baud.
Running on a 286.
Running open. (Old mechanical teletype term.)
You shouldn't assume tha
You shouldn't assume that people with big hair like to give high-fives. In fact that would be a frodian slap.Atheist observed his plight
“When the atheist observed his plight he realized he didn't have a prayer.”
Scary Collection 15
A werewolf joke
Why did the parents call their child "Camera"?
Because they were always snapping!
A skeleton joke
Why do skeletons hate winter?
Because the wind just goes straight through them!
A vampire joke
What do vampires play poker for?
High stakes!
A Halloween joke
Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.
"Are you an unmade bed?
" asked his friends
"No, I'm an undercover agent!
"
A ghost joke
What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
A demon joke
What is the demons' favourite TV sitcom?
Fiends!
A cannibal joke
What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
An aunt-eater!
A mechanic was removing a cyli...
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harleymotorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."
