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One night Little Johnny goes t...
One night Little Johnny goes to the bathroom. As he is walking down the hall he looks into his parents bedroom and sees the blankets going up and down. He says "Daddy, What are you doing?"Daddy replies, "Playing cards".
Johnny says, "Who's your partner?"
Daddy says, "Mommy".
So little Johnny goes on to the bathroom. On the way back to his room he looks into his sisters room and sees the blankets going up and down. He says to his sister, "Sis, what are you doing?"
She says, "Playing cards".
He says, "Who is your partner?"
She says "My boy friend".
So Little Johnny goes back to bed. Well his father is thinking about Little Johnny and him being up in the middle of the night, so he goes to check on him. When he enters Little Johnny's room he sees the blankets going up and down.
Dad asks Little Johnny, "What are you doing?"
Little Johnny says, "Playing cards".
Dad says "Who's your partner"?
Little Johnny says to his dad "You don't need a partner if you got a good hand"!
“The farmer was surpr...
“The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair. He shouted, 'Oh, my gourd.'”
Have a low paying job? Could b
Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance.Behold, I Come Quickly
The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered what they had taught him in seminary about situations like this: repeat the last point. His teacher assured him this would help him remember what was supposed to come next. So he gave it a try.
"Behold, I come quickly," he said. Still his mind was blank. He tried again. "Behold, I come quickly." Still nothing.He tried one more time -- speaking and gesturing with such force that he fell forward, knocking the pulpit to one side, tripping over the flower pot, and falling into the lap of a little old lady in the front row.
The young preacher apologized profusely.
"That’s all right, young man," said the little old lady. "It was my fault. I should have gotten out of the way. You told me three times you were coming!"
“Once the pilot start
“Once the pilot started lying about his flying, he went into a tale spin.”
Ancient Greeks
Oozing with mystery, the Ancient Greeks were Minoan for their seCrete societies.Humor about Dumb Irishmen
The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs."Now don't let me ever see your face again," said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go.
"I'm afraid I can't promise that, sir," said the released man.
"And why not?"
"Because I'm the barman at your regular pub!"
Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?"
"About two and a half feet."
"Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
