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“It was selfie destru
“It was selfie destructive when the guy who took a photo from top of a cliff slipped into the precipice!”
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Fe = Iron.
Male = Man.<
Fe = Iron.
Male = Man.
Fe + Male = Iron Man.
I have been having sex with Iron Man.
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The Fate Of Marriages
It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes that average marriages have a 50% chance of ending by divorce. While I was a graduate student, among my peers there were twice as many divorces as marriages, leading us to conclude that average marriages would end twice...
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My friend knows that a bon mot
My friend knows that a bon mot is like a secret magical password. ‘Oh, pun!', says ami.#joke #short
Your Mama Is So Flat
yo mama is so flat i couldn,t tell if she was walking forward or backwards.#joke #short #yomama
A Long Second Act
A couple of guys were discussing the latest play showing in the theater.
"I saw the first act, but not the second."
"Why not?"
"I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program that the second act was two years later."
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Staying at a rundown Motel 6 a
Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.#joke #short
“I didn't use to car
“I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me.”
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Squirrel in a Hurricane
Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?
Pretty Much anywhere depending on how fast the wind is blowing
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ED: Do you like this abstract
ED: Do you like this abstract painting?NED: No. Modern art makes me want to regurgiTate.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, it Turners my stomach.
ED: Oh my.
NED: If you'll excuse me – now I have to get up Van Gogh to the bathroom!
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Only old people watch the r
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.#joke #short
