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"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." --Dave Platt"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they aresubtle and will piss on your computer." --BruceGraham
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wantsbreakfast." --Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped asgods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight catsto pull a sled through the snow." --Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemmingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a messageand get back to you later." --Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they aresubject to a good many ailments, but I never heard ofone who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice intheir next life." --Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe.They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. Thewisdom of cats is infinitely superior." --HippolyteTaine
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my catsare there to welcome me." --Unknown
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries oflife: music and cats." --Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they areGod."
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, andcruel. True, and they have many other fine qualitiesas well." --Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to makefriends with strange cats." --Colonial Americanproverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never doesany harm to ask for what you want." --Joseph WoodKrutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic"
"My husband said it was either him or the cat ... Imiss him sometimes."
"Dogs have owners....cats have a staff".
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