Ant Jokes 02
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant!
Who was the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein!
What games to ants play with elephants?
Squash!
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique!
What kind of ant can you colour with?
A crayant!
Who is the most famous French ant?
Napoleant!
Why did the ant-elope?
Nobody gnu!
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant!
Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies!
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independant!
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