17 Kangaroo jokes to celebrate Hug an Australian Day
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper
What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
What do drunk kangaroos play?
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar...
It’s a normal day in Australia
A kangaroo is hopping around Australia
Whenever she stops, a little penguin pokes his head out of her pouch
In Antarctica, a little kangaroo is sitting with some penguins, sneezing and grumbling, “Stupid student exchange program
” A kangaroo, a dolphin, and a snake walk into a bar...
It’s funny since none of them actually walk
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids! 9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh...
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