A man comes running to the doc
A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain, "Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."Doctor: "Don't worry, I'll put some cream on it."
Man: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
Doctor: "No, you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."
Man: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree."'
Doctor (in anger): "No, no, you idiot! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."
Man (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."
Doctor (banging his fist, abusing and shouting): "Which one?"
Man (innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."
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