A married man keeps telling hi
A married man keeps telling his wife, "Honey, you have such a beautiful butt". Every person in the town agrees that she does have a very beautiful butt.The man's birthday is coming up so she decides to take a trip to the tattoo parlor and get the words "Beautiful butt" tattooed on her ass. She walks in and tells the tattoo artist he husband thinks she has a beautiful butt.
He looks and says, "You do have a beautiful butt."
She then tells the man she wants 'Beautiful butt' tattooed on her ass.
The man tells her, "I can't fit that on your ass, it takes up too much space. But I tell you what, I will tattoo the letters BB on each cheek and that can stand for beautiful butt."
She agrees and gets it done.
On the man's birthday she hears him come home and is only wearing a robe. She then stands at the top of the stairs. He opens the door and she says, "Look honey." She then takes off the robe she is wearing, and bends over.
The man yells, "WHO THE HECK IS BOB?"
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