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Bad Taste

A guy opens his packed lunch that his wife made for him that

morning. He takes a bite of the sandwich and immediately

spits it out cursing. Straight away he phones his wife

asking, "What was in that sandwich you gave me?"

"Why?" she asked.

"Because it was disgusting." he answers. "What was in it?"

"Crab Paste." she says.

"Well I have never had anything that tasted that awful

before. Where did you get it from?"

"The Pharmacy." she answers

#joke #food #lunch #sandwich
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