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Dad jokes to use for Father's Day, or after if you forgot

Too late for this year, but it is good to know you can give the gift of dad jokes next Father's Day. Here are just a few.

This girl asked me why I had an unlit cigarette in my tinder photo.
Well I told her that I’m looking for a match.

Math? I can tolerate algebra and calculus ...
but geometry is where I draw the line.

What kind of music do chiropractors like?
Hip pop.

I like telling Dad jokes …
sometimes he laughs.

Sundays are always a little sad,
but the day before is a sadder day.

What kind of dog does a magician have?
A Labracadabrador!

What did the mama cow say to the calf?
It’s pasture bedtime!

What do you call an illegally parked frog in Philly?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
An oyster bunny!

What is it with people that won't embrace modern technology...
Answers on a postcard please!

Be thankful it's not snowing...
Imagine shovelling snow in this heat!

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