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Dead Ringer

The bell-ringer for the church had just passed away, so the priest was looking for someone new to ring the bell.

Then one day this man comes out of nowhere and starts banging on the door.

The priest opens the door and sees that the man has no arms.

The priest asks him, "How can you ring the bell?"

The man said, "Let me show you."

So they went up to the top of the bell tower and the man started hitting the bell with his head.

The bell starts to swaying and the man misses, and then he goes flying through the window.

Two more priests come running and ask, "What happened? Who was that?"

The second priest said, "I don't know but that face sure rings a bell!"

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