Scary Collection 46
A witch joke
What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?
One make spells and the other spell makes!
A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
A witch laughing her head off!
A witch joke
Why do witches go to the docks?
To see the bats being launched!
A wizard joke
Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Because the sorcerers often have milk in them!
A witch joke
What is an octopus?
An eight sided cat!
A wizard joke
Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway!
A witch joke
Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies?
She wanted to put some money in the kitty!
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People developing software, or doing anything with the software my consider some geek stuff funny, but it might not be funny for the others.
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