Don King

A Huge 300lb. woman walks in to a tatoo shop and asks the artist, "Sir could you do a tatoo of Iron Mike Tyson on this leg?" "And another of Mohammad Ali on this leg?"

"Sure I think I can do that just come on back and have a seat." A couple hours later the man gets finished up and shows the woman the final product.

The woman takes a look at the tatoo for a while and says, "well sir we have a problem, this dosen't look like Iron Mike Tyson and this sure as hell dosen't look like Mohammad Ali."

The man sits and thinks for a second and says to himself, "man I sure as hell don't want to get into a fight with this 300lb. woman"...he sits for a little longer and comes up with a solution. He tells the woman "ok here's the deal, you go out side and the first person you see I want you to ask them if that tatoo looks like Tyson and if that one looks like Ali."

So the woman agrees and walks outside to this drunk man walking down the street, she approaces the man pulls up her skirt and asks him, "Sir does this look anything like Iron Mike Tyson to you?"

Takes a drink of his wine and says (in a drunk voice) "naw sure don't."

Woman: Well ok now, "does this look anything like Mohammad Ali to you?"

Taking another sip he says nope that sure don't but you see that one in the middle that looks just like Don King..