Funny jokes-Learning customs

Sun Wen from China decides to move to Australia after having spent most of his life in China. He moves to a small Australian town in the countryside.

Shaun, the Aussie guy next door decides to welcome him, so he walks up the drive but finds Sun Wen running around his front yard chasing some hens. Thinking it must be some Chinese custom and not wanting to interrupt, he decides to welcome his neighbor some other time.

After two days, he thinks of trying again, but before ringing the bell, he looks through the window and sees Sun Wen urinate into a mug and then drink it. A little dazed and not meaning to interrupt another, 'Chinese custom', he decides to give it a try after a couple of days.

Another two days go by, and Shaun feels it's high time that the new neighbor be given a warm welcome. So he goes next door, only to find Sun Wen leading a bull under a tree and drawing his face really close to the bull's back side.

Shaun can't contain himself anymore, so he goes up to Sun Wen and says, "Mate, you sure have some strange customs in China. I came to welcome you thrice - each time I found you doing strange things. First, you were chasing some hens, then I saw you p*issing in a mug and drinking it and today, I find you drawing your face so close to the bull's hind side, I was afraid it would crap on you."

Sun Wen is surprised and says, "Pardon me sir, you no understand, these not Chinese customs, these Australian Customs."

"What?" says Shaun, "How on earth can these be Australian customs?"

Sun Wen replied, "Of course they are. Travel agency man tell me if I want to become true Australian, I must be good at chasing chicks, drinking p*ss (booze) and listening to bull-sh*t."