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Getting a Third Opinion

A man is walking his dog when the dog suddenly drops dead.

He rushes the dog to the vet and says, "Doc, you have to help

my dog. He has been with me for 15 years and is so special to

me!"

The vet examines the dog and tells the owner that his dog is

dead.

"I want a second opinion!"

So the vet goes in the back and brings out a labrador

retriever.

The labrador jumps up on the table and starts licking the

dog. There is no movement.

The vet says, "Your dog is dead."

"I want a third opinion!"

The vet goes in the back and brings out a cat. The cat

jumps up on the table and starts scratching and mauling the

dog. Still the dog doesn't move.

The man says, "Doc, I guess you are right. How much do I owe

you?"

"480 dollars."

"480 dollars! Just to tell me my dog is dead?!"

"No, that's only 80 dollars. The other 400 is for the lab

work and a cat scan!"

Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Taken from Bartender's guide to Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - once good site, no longer active.
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