Ice cream cravings
Two old men suffering from long-term memory loss were sitting on the steps of the old folks' home when an ice cream van drove past.
"Gee," said the first old codger: "I'd love an ice cream right now."
"Would you like me to get you one?" asked the second old man.
"Are you joking?" the first old fart snapped back: "You'd forget my order straight away."
"No I wouldn't," replied the second."
"All right, then," said his friend: "I want a double cone with mint ice cream and chocolate chips, and a cherry on top."
The second old man repeated the order flawlessly. Five minutes later, he walked back carrying two meat pies. The first old man looked at the pies in disgust then yelled: "I knew I should've gone myself. You forgot the bloody sauce!"
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