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International Asteroid Day Jokes

June 30th is International Asteroid Day! Find jokes about it!

Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?
Because she said he needed space!

What's the difference between a spacecraft and an asteroid?
A spacecraft is really light, an asteroid is a little meteor.

Why did the female asteroid deny her boyfriends marriage proposal?
Because she was scared of comet-ment

They say the asteroid killed all the dinosaurs.
You could say it killed many birds with one stone.

An Asteroid Measuring 1,600 Meters Is Headed Straight Towards Earth.
That's quite the milestone! Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match?
He took asteroids.

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