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International Plastic Bag Free Day Joke

July 3rd is International Plastic Bag Free Day! Find some jokes about it!

How do you stop a baby from turning blue?
Take it out of the plastic bag.

Doctor, am I going to lose my legs?
Idk man, here’s a plastic bag with your legs, if you lose it that’s on you

Grocery Store Cashier:
Would you like that in a paper or plastic bag?
Me: Either, I'm bisacktual.

Why did the plastic bag go to therapy?
It couldn't handle the pressure and felt all crumpled up inside.

Whenever we go on holiday, I never bring my plastic bag.
I always forget to packet.

Why does the TSA want your liquids in one clear plastic bag?
It's pretty plane to see why.

He buys bread, and the baker asks if he'd like his bread bagged in paper or plastic.
The guy replies, "Baguette however you want".

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