Little Johnny
One day, Little Johnny's dad asked him if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh Dad," Johnny sobbed: "At age 6, I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age 7, I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then, at age 8, you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really screw, I've got nothing left to live for!"
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