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Mr. Johnson walked anxiously t...

Mr. Johnson walked anxiously to the house and knocked.

When a nice old lady answered, he said sadly, “I’m sorry, madam, but I have some bad news. I’m afraid I have run over your cat. I… I would like to replace it.”

The little lady looked him up and down and said, “I’m game, but how good are you at catching mice?”

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