OK, I'm the only female in a
OK, I'm the only female in a house full of guys. 4 sons and a hubby.Toilet seat is never down...etc.SOOOOoooooooooo I'm the only one who would be using Femaleproducts.....correct?
A STRANGE thing was happening at my house. Tampons were disappearing. *Insert Twilight Zone theme here *
Ok....A few months ago I went to my cupboard to get out a tampon and therewas ONLY one left. I could have sworn I had just bought a box the monthbefore. So, I go back to the store, buy a new box and forget about it.
The next month (T.O.M) I go back to the cupboard.....and VOILA....there isonly ONE tampon left again. What's going on here? Gremlins??? I go to thestore and buy another box, and forget about it.
WELL.....I decided to clean out my two youngest sons closet and LOW andBEHOLD....at the bottom of their closet are the wrappers, applicators andthe tampons themselves.
I am starting to FREAK!!! Dear God, what are they doing with them??????
I get a hold of myself and tell myself that I am an adult and can handlethis, despite the bizarre thoughts running through my mind. I'm thinking,"Do I have enough money saved up in the bank for MAJOR THERAPY?"
I go to the top of the stairs and yell for my two youngest sons to "COMEHERE!!!!"
They march up the stairs and find me in their room staring into the bottomof their closet.
I said "What are you doing with THOSE? THOSE are MINE!"
My 12 year old looks like a deer caught in the headlights and is silent.
My 10 year old looks at me all innocent and says. "Well, Mom, we wereplaying with our G.I. Joes and stuff... and THOSE make really goodSCUD missiles... What do YOU use them for?"
"NEVER MIND!! GO PLAY!!!!"
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