Once upon a time, inside a tes
Once upon a time, inside a testis, there was a sperm that started Bodybuilding. Jogging, weight lifting, yoga and every possible way he adopted to become a strong and healthy one. His sperm friends asked him the reason.He told them frankly, "Friends, we are cores in number and everybody has a very short life span except the one who meets with the female egg and survives. I want to be that surviving one."
The reason was so genuine that every sperm wished to be the surviving one and all of them started exercise. Hundreds of health clubs started in both the testes with one and only one aim that whenever time comes, everybody would run faster to reach the egg and fertilize it.
And the time, at last, came. Everybody took the position and started running...
However, one of the experienced sperm immediately closed the exit door and shouted, "Go back friends, we have been deceived! This man is masturbating!!!"
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