Realization of becoming a Mother
My daughter Maureen, realized she had finally turned into a mother, due to the following observations:
- She developed a habit of automatically double-knotting everything she tied.
- She found herself humming the Barney song as she did the dishes.
- The moment she would hear a baby cry in the grocery store, she would start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth, even though the children were at school!
- She actually began to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.
- She developed a habit of automatically double-knotting everything she tied.
- She found herself humming the Barney song as she did the dishes.
- The moment she would hear a baby cry in the grocery store, she would start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth, even though the children were at school!
- She actually began to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.
- She wept through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to her.
- She got so involved with crafts that she was considering writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.
- She would spend an hour looking for her glares only to have her little kid comment, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"
- She would be dining in a fine restaurant with her husband, when suddenly she would realize that she had reached over and started to cut up his steak!
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