Really funny jokes-Sound of wasps
The man who is the world's leading expert on wasps is walking through Droitwich one day when he passes an old vinyl record shop.
Looking in the window, an album catches his eye: "The Sounds of Wasps from Around the World". He enters the store and asks the salesgirl if he can listen to the album.
"Sure...just go into the booth and put on the headphones," replies the shop assistant.
He does this and listens to ten minutes of buzzing noises until he can take no more.....he leaves the booth and says to the salesgirl, "I'm an expert on wasps and I have to say that I didn't recognize any of those noises".
"Oh, I'm so sorry," answers the assistant, "I was playing you the B side."
[ BEE.....]
Looking in the window, an album catches his eye: "The Sounds of Wasps from Around the World". He enters the store and asks the salesgirl if he can listen to the album.
"Sure...just go into the booth and put on the headphones," replies the shop assistant.
He does this and listens to ten minutes of buzzing noises until he can take no more.....he leaves the booth and says to the salesgirl, "I'm an expert on wasps and I have to say that I didn't recognize any of those noises".
"Oh, I'm so sorry," answers the assistant, "I was playing you the B side."
[ BEE.....]
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