So this isn't Home Sweet Home
So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!
I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.
If you write in the dust, please don't date it!
I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!
A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!
I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower yourstandards.
Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down,converse.
It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's evenworse.
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen isdelirious.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for theyshall never cease to be amused.
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen andgone on to lead normal lives.
My next house will have no kitchen ... just vendingmachines.
I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to aspeed bump.
Mother does not live here any more, clean up your own mess.
Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!
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