Spinster or widow?
Jack and Harold, both in their seventies and both bachelors, were sipping cappuccino in a coffee shop.
Jack said, “Harold, I know it's a little late in my life, but I feel I should get married. What do you say?”
Harold replied, "Sure, why not? Any age is a good age. I think you should go ahead.”
Jack continues, “But I am in two minds, whether to marry a spinster or a widow.”
Harold, “I suggest you marry a spinster. She will anyways become a widow in no time.”
Jack said, “Harold, I know it's a little late in my life, but I feel I should get married. What do you say?”
Harold replied, "Sure, why not? Any age is a good age. I think you should go ahead.”
Jack continues, “But I am in two minds, whether to marry a spinster or a widow.”
Harold, “I suggest you marry a spinster. She will anyways become a widow in no time.”
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