The New Password

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50f$%kingboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50F$%KINGboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50F$%kingBoiledCabbagesShovedU pYourArseIfYouDon' tGiveMeAccess Now!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER Now PissedOff: 50F$%kingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourA$%&IfYouDontGiveMeAccess Now
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already taken.

Big thanks to Michael Gyure for sharing this one

#joke #food #cabbage

Joke | Source: Friars Club - For over 25 years the Sunshine Committee has been providing entertainment, companionship and love to children's and senior citizens centers in the NY area.

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