The new American ambassador wa...
The new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat. They had spent the day discussing the progress the country had made with the Russians before kicking them out."They built us a power plant, an airport, and taught us how to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."
The ambassador looked pained and said, "Russian roulette is a dangerous game."
"Right, that's why we invented African roulette; would you like to play?"
"I'm not sure, how does it work?"
The African clapped his hands and six gorgeous black women, all nude, came wiggling in.
"Choose the one you want to give you oral sex."
"That's a lot better and less risky than Russian roulette..."
"Not when one of them is a cannibal."
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