Twenty five years of hard work
Harry, a criminal who got a sentence of 25 years in prison was finding it impossible to pass time in the confinement of his cell. So he started training a Queen ant to perform some tricks. Weeks turned into months and months into years - but Harry continued to work on the ant day and night, for thousands of hours. It took 5 years for him to teach the ant to ride a one-wheel bike, another 5 to perform acrobatics, 5 more to sing songs from the "Sound of Music", and a couple of more years to dance like Michael Jackson.
"The day we get out of here," Harry said to the Queen ant, "we're going to explore the night-spots and make millions."
Finally the day arrived when Harry was released. A free man, Harry started out for the city with his friend, the Queen ant, safely placed inside a match box.
He went to a local bar to celebrate and to show off the talents of his trainee. Once seated at the bar, he placed the match box on the bar counter and out came the Queen ant. On prompting, it started break dancing.
"See this ant, eh?" he pointed out to the bartender.
In one swift motion, the bartender reached for a magazine, rolled it up and squished the Queen ant with a mighty swipe.
"Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere."
"The day we get out of here," Harry said to the Queen ant, "we're going to explore the night-spots and make millions."
Finally the day arrived when Harry was released. A free man, Harry started out for the city with his friend, the Queen ant, safely placed inside a match box.
He went to a local bar to celebrate and to show off the talents of his trainee. Once seated at the bar, he placed the match box on the bar counter and out came the Queen ant. On prompting, it started break dancing.
"See this ant, eh?" he pointed out to the bartender.
In one swift motion, the bartender reached for a magazine, rolled it up and squished the Queen ant with a mighty swipe.
"Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere."
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