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World UFO Day Jokes

July 2nd is World UFO Day! Find jokes about it!

Why don't aliens visit our planet? Terrible ratings. One star.

Have u heard about the University For Oceans?
I heard the education is out of the world.

Why don’t aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they’ve just had a big launch

I have never seen a UFO before.
I’m always able to correctly identify the flying object

Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.

Today I got hit by a UFO
Then I turned around and looked down and I found a frisbee

I had my first UFO experience this morning
I walked into the kitchen and confessed to my mum that killed her prize Orchid. The next thing I knew, there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!

What do you call an alien spaceship that’s leak water?
A crying saucer.

What do you call a pizza chef on an aeroplane?
A flying sauce-er.

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